Winter storm expected to be blamed on China and not climate change by Donald Trump

Tensions at Mar-a-Largo are frosty with China lately. The bill signing with Hong Kong protesters and not getting a trade deal done has senior aides worried that China will be blamed instead of climate change. “It’s like when The Donald & Melania have a fight in the limo so no one can hear bad.” said one official when antonymous official spoke of the gloom in Florida. Another unnamed aide reported “The President doesn’t believe climate change exists like his ex wives.” The Republican base already believes climate change is a hoax so, who better to blame it on than China?

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