Rudy Giuliani seen running away from his own shadow

America’s Mayor was seen in New York city running through the streets from his own shadow. The former New York City Mayor thought his shadow was a deep state informant spying on him after seeing it for a brief moment out of the corner of his eye. Witnesses could hear President Donald J. Trump’s lawyer screaming “stay away old man” as he ran through the streets of New York. It wasn’t until a brave Sean Hannity calmed Mr. Giuliani down with the offer of a root beer and a hot dog to stop the madness.

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