Mike Pence admits he only recently realized poor people eat too

In response to recent criticism of his Trump administration’s implement cuts to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP), Vice President Mike Pence admitted Thursday that he only recently realized that poor people ate food too. Sources close to the Vice President recall him saying “Mother, I never, you mean Jesus didn’t cure that?” Mr. Pence added that he always believed poverty was a hoax created by Democrats to shame Republicans into giving a darn. The Vice President was shocked to find out that poor people didn’t give more to Jesus Christ to enrich themselves. Pence was last seen hoping he could pray the poor away.

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