Donald J. Trump promises to spit roast a pig with Boris Johnson

Learning how much previous Prime Ministers like David Cameron enjoyed pigs President Donald J. Trump promised Prime Minister Johnson that they would spit roast a pig together at their next function. Not realizing that it was just a rumor about the previous Prime Minister Mr. Trump was happy to tell Mr. Johnson he’d be willing to grab the pig wherever the British Prime Minister wanted to celebrate his win. No word from Melania Trump on how she feels about President Trump’s willingness to enjoy fresh meat.

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