Russian spy vessel ready to rescue Donald J. Trump

A Russian spy vessel is reportedly ready to give asylum to President Donald J. Trump when needed. The Russians are poised to pull their asset out of Washington D.C. if it becomes necessary. Russian President Vladimir Putin never guessed that Mr. Trump was this bat shit crazy but after the letter written in crayon to Speaker Nancy Pelosi the Russian President is ready to bail out the embattled President out of the hot mess Mr. Trump created.

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