Eric Trump surprised to learn he’s not Ivana Trump’s anchor baby

It became apparent to Eric Trump recently that he was not the anchor baby for his mother Ivana Trump. After being explained what the Junior was for in Mr. Trump’s brother Donald’s name a visibly distraught Eric Trump threatened to disown himself. Mr. Trump is afraid of going out on his own, but he believes that his threat might work like his father’s law suits. He failed to realize the more he whines, Eric Trump still will not get his way.

Eric Trump feels entitled to ask the question since he was threatened by mathematics. Mr. Trump feels that he is entitled to all the money made since he was birthed at the appropriate time by his Ivana Trump. Ivanka Ttump wouldn’t confirm or deny if she was the person who helped Eric Trump find out the truth about his situation.

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