Santa Claus concerned about ICE border agents

Santa Claus is reportedly concerned tonight about crossing the United States border during Christmas Eve to deliver presents. Hours before Christmas Eve word is that the Trump Administration has been trying to assure the jolly old fat man that he will not be stopped by the border patrol. An ICE spokeswoman Jamie James had to publicly declare the United States airspace open for Kris Kringle. While Saint Nick is used to being tracked by NORAD like an Alexa he’s concerned that some trigger happy border patrol guard my shoot his reindeer.

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