Trump declares “War on Christmas” won

Clarifying his record on ending wars, Donald Trump told reporters that he ended the War on Christmas. Trump explaining that Fox News alerts him of the impending doom which he is happy to end for all Christians accept Democrats. Members of the White House press pool were over heard questioning the President’s sanity again, while wondering aloud why no one has used the 25th Amendment on him.

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