Matt Gaetz promises to kiss Trump’s ass more in 2020

In a scathing call to himself on his voicemail Representative Matt Gaetz urged himself to do more for President Donald J. Trump in the election cycle. Mr. Gaetz didn’t feel he was adequately prepping President Trump’s supporters for the full impact of the Democratic Impeachment during the year. He attacked his lack luster performance on Fox News, and was upset that Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was covered more and she doesn’t even contribute to any shows on the channel. Crying could be heard by witnesses as he boarded a flight back to Florida over the holidays.

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