A spontaneous combustion of a Ouija board occurred while trying to contact Jeffrey Epstein

A Oujia board spontaneously bust into flames while trying to contact Jeffrey Epstein. Thrill seekers were startled when trying to contact the Billionaire that such a thing would even happen. Apparently angry spirits didn’t want people talking with the one time pedophile playboy. “Even the gates of hell know when to stay closed” a witness […]

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Local homeless shelter celebrates First Lady Melania Trump’s absence this Thanksgiving

An uplifting reception for a Florida homeless shelter that First Lady Melania Trump didn’t show up to for Thanksgiving. Nobody missed President Donald J. Trump’s third wife at the local homeless shelter this Thanksgiving. Patrons were grateful they just spent another year without an Uber rich person trying to make themselves feel better serving food […]

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Demons deny possessing Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

Satanic demons again frantically denied possessing Speaker Nancy Pelosi in fear of retribution from the California Representative. While right wing pundits may declare they have “proof” of Speaker Pelosi’s possession, most demons in hell readily disagree. The demons who wish to remain off the record call the reports “bullshit” and wish the right wing would […]

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