Local homeless shelter celebrates First Lady Melania Trump’s absence this Thanksgiving

An uplifting reception for a Florida homeless shelter that First Lady Melania Trump didn’t show up to for Thanksgiving. Nobody missed President Donald J. Trump’s third wife at the local homeless shelter this Thanksgiving. Patrons were grateful they just spent another year without an Uber rich person trying to make themselves feel better serving food […]

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Demons deny possessing Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

Satanic demons again frantically denied possessing Speaker Nancy Pelosi in fear of retribution from the California Representative. While right wing pundits may declare they have “proof” of Speaker Pelosi’s possession, most demons in hell readily disagree. The demons who wish to remain off the record call the reports “bullshit” and wish the right wing would […]

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Breitbart uses poll to declare Senators Sanders and Warren as “evil socialists”

Breitbart embraces capitalism with a scary headline and poll about socialism. The right wing outlet uses a right wing poll to declare that capitalism is favorable and socialism is scary and shouldn’t be taken seriously. The poll found that two of the leading candidates for the Democratic nomination for president, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders […]

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Trump rally misses opportunity to declare “War on Christmas” over

Donald J. Trump missed an opportunity to declare an end of the War on Christmas during his Florida “homecoming” rally. America’s number one Christian President instead called “bullshit” on Impeachment during his tirade to his MAGA fans in Florida. The sweary President failed to mention the upcoming holiday, not even to remind his rally goers […]

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